THE GODS

Fact: All religions were created by humans. So what makes those “other” religions so special? Nothing. They claim that God told them what to write. Well, we can most certainly make that claim, too, and there’s nobody in the world that can prove that God didn’t tell us what to write. So, let’s get even with these self-righteous liars and be a God and create some new religions. Who knows, they might even turn out better than the ones already out there. Create a new religion and submit it to Ultragod. If nobody has died in the name of it, we’ll gladly post it here. Send your religions to: thegods@ultragod.com for review.

Ultragod does not necessarily endorse or believe any of the following religions:

 "The way to make a million dollars is to start a religion.” – L. Ron Hubbard, Founder of Scientology

INVISIBLE PINK UNICORN: The religion of the Invisible Pink Unicorn was reportedly started on newsgroups in cyberspace to reference points that Atheists were trying to make about religious fanatics. The symbol for this cyber-born religion, which is supposed to represent Atheism, is a fusion between the mathematical void symbol and an outline sketch of a unicorn. The void symbol (empty set Ø) is an allusion to nothingness and in this case meaning, "no faith" or "no god.” 

The believers of the religion of the Invisible Pink Unicorn claim that this religion, like other religions claim, is founded in both science and faith. “Science – which states that she (God) must be invisible; since we cannot see her” and “faith - because we know in our heart that the Invisible Pink Unicorn exists.” This, of course, is a parody of the theological reasoning of other religions. Atheists have claimed that, “the point of this silliness is to prod the theist into remembering that their preaching is likely to be viewed by atheists as having all the credibility and seriousness of [the atheists'] preaching about the Invisible Pink Unicorn." 

Many Web sites have popped up and merchandise is being sold all over the Internet with the symbol of the Invisible Pink Unicorn. Nobody has reportedly died for this religion...yet, which makes it eligible to be displayed right here on “The Gods” page. The Invisible Pink Unicorn religion is a true example of our God-like abilities to think for ourselves, question everything, and get rich in a career in creating new religions that will hopefully destroy the old ones that are making the world miserable.  

 "Ministers say that they teach charity. That is natural. They live on alms. All beggars teach that others should give." – Robert Ingersoll

THE CHURCH OF "O": The media likes to sit around and speculate whether or not Oprah Winfrey, who is America’s leading Black talk show host, has a following that is fanatical enough to be considered a cult/religion. However, according to the Ultragod definition of religion and spirituality, Oprah clearly meets the requirements to be deemed an actual religion, and a “Godly” one at that, considering nobody has died for her...yet. 

Oprah’s viewing audience consists of over 10 million mostly middle class American housewives, who happen to be predominantly White. Besides being a talk show host, she puts out “O” Magazine, regularly speaks at seminars to sold-out audiences (sound eerily familiar?) and does a host of other media-related activities, such as putting out movies that help promote her views to generate the billions of dollars that sit nicely in her designer purse. 

Oprah Winfrey started her life as a farm girl from Mississippi, being raised in the Christian, specifically Southern Baptist, worldview. At around 19-years-old, she moved to Chicago and got a break in broadcasting, where the beginning of her billion dollar media empire got its start. However, without coming across as the typical militant Southern Baptist condemning people to hell, Oprah’s angles on religion and spirituality are less brash, but still aren’t anything new under the sun. 

In fact, Oprah uses an approach more similar to Catholicism by getting people to talk openly about those uncomfortable subjects, i.e., confess their sins. Oprah will then “forgive you” for at least acknowledging you have a problem. Scientology uses a similar psychological approach in that repeatedly discussing things that you are plagued by will eventually “heal” you from your issues. It seems that discussing embarrassing issues in life is the magic formula to gain a mass audience; as is evident by the mass popularity of reality TV shows. 

A favorite “uncomfortable” subject of hers is racism. Coming from humble beginnings as a Black girl in the South and rising to become a filthy rich media star, discussing this highly taboo topic is only to be expected. What is so clever and downright sneaky about Oprah, is that she will use the millions of dollars pouring in from those White middle class housewives and pour the money right back into the Black community by giving it away to Black colleges, charities, and so forth. We guess this is her way of getting back at “Whitey,” which seems to be a never-ending pursuit by the non-White races in America. 

 “All Gods are created equally through imagination.” – Bryan Emmanuel Gutierrez

ULTRAGOD: Ultragod started as a Web site in the year 2000 as a t-shirt company promoting an anti-religious, pro-spiritual worldview. The word ‘Ultragod’ is actually a play on the English language. Ult- which is a prefix for the word “ultimate,” meaning the finest or most superior quality of its kind, Ra- which is the Egyptian name for their sun God, and then God. Hence; the “Ultimate Sun God.” Ultragod can be defined as, “a God that is superior or more ultimate than God.” And since Ultragod exists now, even if only as a word or a Web site, it does, therefore exist. 

The symbol of Ultragod is a perfect circle, which represents the whole, and moving in a forward, future-clockwise direction indicating evolution. It is the symbol for “spirituality,” which is what the whole purpose of Ultragod is. 

The philosophy of Ultragod is simple: U R GOD. Ultragod knows that humans created the Gods in their religions through imagination; therefore it must be possible to also be a God, if one can imagine what a God would be like. The Gods in other religions have the ability to create and destroy, but humanity also has the potential to create and destroy. Humans can also create life and destroy life just as the Gods in other religions do. So, there’s nothing that any God in any religion can do that Ultragod cannot also do, possibly even better! Ultragod’s imagination has no boundaries or limits because all things invented were once only imagined! 

Of course, other religions cry “blasphemy” at the mere thought of the possibility of having Godlike potential when we’re taught that humanity is supposed to be “lesser than God," not “equal to God” or “greater than God.” Ultragod is by definition, greater than God! 

Ultragod is not a religion, however, since religions can be made out of anything, it represents the ultimate contradiction: the “non-religion-religion,” promoting the worldview of just being open and spiritual in regards to your beliefs about God, rather than being chained down and confined to a structured set of beliefs about God. Another ongoing contradiction that Ultragod knows is that the glass is both half-empty and half-full at the same exact time. It's all in how you decide to look at it that moment. Live up to your contradictory and hypocritical Godlike potential of creation and destruction and become everything at once...an Ultragod! 

 “You can make up all the laws, rules, and religions you want, but just know that everybody is always subject to what Nature decides.” – HEG

COSMOTHEISM: Folks, this religion is the most accurate description of being in-tune with Nature and her unchanging laws that exists today. It focuses on reality; not supernatural phenomenon that can’t be proved, which is the basis of most of the major world religion’s teachings. The “Brights” would love this religion, however, Cosmotheism is an extremely hard pill to swallow for those Politically Correct egalitarians and our brainwashed modern day Anthropolgists, because Cosmotheism addresses race, culture, and that there’s no such thing as “equality.” 

These are subjects that the Jewish-controlled media considers “taboo,” and are desperately trying to bury these topics in schools and universities everywhere in the world. The two reasons for this are because they are afraid of losing their power and the only thing that is really equal between humans is their money. It’s not at all because they want to “rid the world of racism,” because Jews are some of the most racist humans on the Earth and many are not allowed to marry outside of their faith. 

Since the Jews won WWII, they took Eugenics out of schools, but yet there are now doggie DNA tests available for purchase to see if your dog is actually a pure-bred or a mixed mutt. Police use German Shepherds for their drug-sniffing activities and people flock by the thousands to go bet their hard-earned money on thoroughbred race horses, but to simply discuss a ‘racially pure human’ is considered evil. This is the kind of hypocritical world we live in; thanks to these devil religions who will say anything to keep their believers happy and the money rolling in. 

Cosmotheism was started by Dr. William Pierce, who was a genius physics professor, author, and famous White Separatist, who started an organization called the National Alliance in 1970. The National Alliance is a White Separatist organization which focuses on a Cosmothiest worldview and the separation of the races in order to live according to the laws of Nature. They believe they are responsible for themselves and their own destiny, and that no outside supernatural force is dictating their fate. 

This is a 100% Ultragod-approved religion and nobody has died in the name of it, yet, so therefore Cosmotheism is considered a “Godly religion.” 

 “Believing there is no God gives me more room for belief in family, people, love, truth, beauty, sex, Jell-o, and all the other things I can prove and that make this life the best life I will ever have.” – Penn Jillette

CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS: The Church of the SubGenius of J.R. “Bob” Dobbs claims to have been founded in 1953, but the only proof of its beginnings is traced to its first publication that was put out in 1979, entitled SubGenius Pamphlet #1. This is a total parody religion using comedy and humor to rip apart and make fun of mainstream religions.